The LIVING INTESTINE!!!
Campfire stories can be great fun. Here are some tips and tricks to help you spin a great yarn at your next campfire. It is ok to think out of the box, but you do need to use themes that are a unique to get the listeners attention. Craft your stories to be appropriate for your audience. Here is an example.
“The wolf had pestered the lumber camp long enough. One of their own had been killed and eaten by this local pack of wolves. The woodcutters caught the biggest wolf and killed it. The guts were strewn across the ground and left to rot. The next morning, when the woodcutters came back to the site, everything was still there except for the intestines! Only a faint crawling blood trail led into the forest. The intestines were still alive!”
This was the premise for an historical campfire story that has been told for generations! As a Scout, youth leader, ad teacher this themed story has thoroughly scared generations of campers. The concept of the story is simple but what makes a great campfire story is much more. The truth is that intestines don’t come back to life but… Here are some thoughts and ideas on how to tell great campfire stories of your own!
Not everyone is a good storyteller, but with practice, you can learn to become one. It takes creativity, spontaneity, personality, and imagination. We all know who in our groups fit these requirements. Make them responsible to tell the stories at your campfires.
Campfire stories are best told in the dark. Night time brings out basic fears and makes listeners more gullible to the yarn you plan to tell. If it seems too dark, hand out some glow sticks for security.
Keep it Simple The best stories are the ones that are easy to remember. Consider themes that are obviously relevant and may be believable. Simple enough to have fun with and exciting enough to be remembered.
Personalize the story Use local landmarks, history, legends, or features to give your story a touch of legitimacy. Ex. Wolves were once abundant in these hills. Many were gray, but a few were black. Some were huge and weighed as much as 200 or more pounds.
Tell the story effectively A great campfire story usually takes 15-20 minutes to tell properly. If they are too short, they lack credibility. Too long and they put people asleep. Plan ahead and practice your storytelling skills. If it makes you react, then you are on the right track.
Properly introduce the story Make sure you get everyone’s attention at the beginning of the story. Have another camper make an introduction. Toss some campfire glitter flash powder into the fire. Maybe try some pinecones soaked in chemicals to change color. Add some pizazz then begin the story when everyone is ready. Ex. Hold a large wood cutters axe, that was found by the large tree nearby.
Make the story believable Add just enough facts to make the story plausible, the go a bit crazy. Use accurate facts, history, names, and dates. Relate events to real events and people. Identify actual people or their relatives from your gathering to support the story. Ex. The wood cutters camp was along this ridge. This campfire site was were the cook prepared their meals. Your Scout Leaders Grandfather knew many of the woodcutters that worked here.
Be original but… The best stories are based on the same themes. Murder, vampires, mystery, or simply things that go bump in the night. If you are camping, use the dark to add mystery, excitement and fear.
Ask questions Ex. “Has anyone ever seen a real wolf?” “Do you know how long a wolf’s intestine is?” “What kinds of things can you use an intestine for?” Get your guests thinking about the theme. Pioneers used intestines to make sausage. Most trappers ate the meat from the critters they caught. Intestines in a 200 lb. wolf are around 25 feet long! That makes for a huge “Living Intestine”! This line of factual input gives realism and fact to your story.
Use the campfire guests’ senses Play off of their senses of sight, touch, smell, and imagination. Once the guests are hooked on your story, it is amazing what you can make them believe. If a creature has a smell, open a jar of stink to support it. Ex. Mimic sounds of wolves or other creatures. Have a friend away from the campfire make a howl, bark, or creature scream. Wolves hunt in packs so several different locations could be used. Use a string tied to a stack of cans near the tents. Jerk it to create a startling noise at the right moment. You get the idea, now be creative.
Use adjectives! Use descriptive words to enhance your story. Ex. The wolf’s breath doesn’t just stink, “it smelled of rotten, raw, meat and salty blood!”. Have fun with grossing out your audience while adding spice to the story. Avoid curse words or inappropriate comments or themes. Keep it between the lines. If you tell the story properly, you will not need to add shock and awe. The story will make the guests imaginations do that for you.
Inflection, tone, volume, and pace Use these presentation tricks to keep your guests off balance. Avoid saying “um, uh, like, …”, the words you say when you are not sure what to say next. Your story will burn up if you read it or don’t believe and know it yourself. If you forget a thought, slow down, ask a question, make some noises, ask for another log on the fire. This will give you time to think and allow the guests to savor what is next. Ex. If the wolf howl was loud, scream it. If the wolf made the wood cutters afraid, say it in your voice. Stand up and yell, or swing the axe, or what was that, did you see that shadow? Keep you guests on their toes.
Make your campfire snacks related to the story Ex. Give out some chopped up meat sticks before the store begins. Everyone loves Slim Jim’s. Did you know that they are made using intestine casings and ground up hearts? After the story about Living Intestines, will they ever eat a meat stick again? Maybe cookies in the shape of a wolf’s feet, small axes, or long, red, sticky, thick string licorice. You get my drift?
The story should take on a life of its own. You will know if the story was a good one if your guests are talking about it for years to come. “I just could not get asleep, thanks a lot!”. Check the campers once the fire has ended and they return to there tents. Carry you axe so they know you will keep them safe.
“The woodcutters followed the faint blood trail to a rock cliff. One lumberman looked inside a crevice where the blood trail led. Suddenly he fell backwards, screaming and writhing on the ground. The Living Intestine was sucking his life away as it attached to his forehead. The other woodcutters came to his rescue and used their axes to cut the long intestine into hundreds of pieces. After this axe swinging frenzy, they found their friend dead and carried his lifeless body back to camp. The next day, they returned to the bloody site to bury the remains of the living intestine. Not a single piece could be found, just hundreds of tiny blood trails leading away into the forest. A month later, people from the nearest town went to visit the lumber camp. No one had come for supplies that were needed. Everyone was found dead, only a small round mark could be found on their foreheads!”
Ice the Cake Do something the next morning to bring your story back to life. Ex. If you painted small red blood trails around the campsite the next morning, the story will take on a life of its own.
Make your campfire stories something to be remembered for years to come. This is what makes campfires fun and ….
“What was that? Did you hear that sound, oh no it’s a giant…!!!”
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